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Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

 

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!

 

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He’s dreaming too.

 

My partner dresses to destroy. She cooks the same manner.

 

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

 

How do people write an auto biography!! I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday πŸ™‚ (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

Fact: Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed call.. Turns volume to loud – Nobody calls all day!!

 

Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog’s proposal. πŸ˜›

 

There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life. – Doug Stanhope

 

Unless you succeed initially, hide all data that you attempted.

 

Weather forecast for tonight: dark

 

Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat πŸ™‚

 

I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.

 

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

 

I like my job once I am holidaying.

 

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

 

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday πŸ™‚

 

No, I didn’t trip. The ground appeared as if it needed a hug.

 

I speak my mind.. I never mind what I speak.

 

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking πŸ™‚ (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

 

Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.

 

Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.

 

I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesome!

 

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.

 

When there is a β€œWILL,” there is 500 family.

 

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

 

Last seen 1980! πŸ˜€

 

Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

 

Quiet people have the loudest minds. (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it.

 

Toilet paper: highly useful, yet unacceptable as something special.

 

She loves me or not but I love her a lot. πŸ˜›

 

Every time I drink I get awesome πŸ™‚

 

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. πŸ™‚

 

I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time.. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. πŸ™‚

 

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so s*xy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well.. we all make mistakes.

 

It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.

 

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

 

The main Shareholder in your daily life is you.

 

6 Peg Loading .. πŸ˜€

 

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice πŸ™‚ (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

Believe me; you will party- Alcohol

 

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

 

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Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL πŸ˜ƒ

 

Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

 

Silent folks have the craziest brains.

 

Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. πŸ™‚

 

Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper and write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.

 

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.

 

If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock. (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. πŸ™‚

 

Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing and suggesting.

 

You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

 

I’m a good boy with bad habits πŸ˜›

 

I am never in an unfortunate feeling, its people around me that suck.

 

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

 

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep πŸ™‚

 

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.

 

Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. πŸ˜›

 

I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy and Paste πŸ™‚

 

Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number πŸ˜€ (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

 

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

 

Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

 

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Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.

 

Behind every successful man.. There is a confused woman.

 

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!

 

BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care.

 

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

 

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

 

Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it’s for your own good. πŸ˜›

 

I hate fake people. You know what I’m discussing.

 

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

 

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry πŸ™‚

 

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either πŸ™‚ (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

 

Work less, rest more, and live much longer.

 

Best Crazy Whatsapp Status

 

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

 

We live in WTF generation – Wikipedia, twitter, facebook

 

BEST FUNNY STATUS QUOTES:
Life is Short – Chat Fast!

 

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping πŸ™‚

 

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

 

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. πŸ˜€

 

God is really creative, i mean.. just look at me πŸ˜›

 

If “Da Vinci Code” has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be.. Vinci Da Code!

 

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

 

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more. (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

 

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.

 

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

 

People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing at all every day.

 

Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY πŸ™‚

 

Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

 

Best Crazy And Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

 

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

 

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

 

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

 

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

 

If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.

 

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is.. Salary is Credited πŸ™‚ (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

Excuse me.. Plesae empty your pockets.. I think you stole my heart.

 

Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.

 

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

 

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

 

Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) πŸ™‚

 

If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog

 

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

 

I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi πŸ™‚

 

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

 

I’m trying to believe how I could think of what I wish to think.

 

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p

 

FUNNY QUOTES:
I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves. – Jack Handey (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that. – Mitch Hedberg

 

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!

 

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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. – Zach Galifianakis

 

My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

 

I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others.. πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

 

You could have the perfect face for radio.

 

You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.

 

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

 

I have already been to numerous places, but my goal is to go everywhere you go.

 

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

 

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter.. people the opposite.

 

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

 

The question I have not been able to answer is.. What, does a woman want? (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

If life doesn’t scare the shit out of you, you’re doing it wrong.

 

I can handle pain until it hurts.

 

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

 

If you don’t care stop talking about it.

 

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about.. Mannequins. πŸ˜€

 

Top Crazy AND Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

 

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

 

Go what your location is celebrated not tolerated!

 

I’m not lazy; I’m on energy preservation mode.

 

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

 

If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

 

I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

 

You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee

 

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny. (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

Boys think of girls like books, if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

 

NEW FUNNY STATUS QUOTES:
Save water drink beer. πŸ˜ƒ

 

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time.. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. πŸ™‚

 

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.

 

Best Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

 

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

 

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook πŸ˜€

 

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

 

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. πŸ™‚

 

I knew I would take the wrong train. Therefore I left early.

 

For all the girls that say.. All guys are the same.. Who told you to try them ALL. (Funny AND Crazy status)

 

Life is Short – Chat Fast! πŸ˜ƒ

 

my attitude depends upon the people in front of me

 

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!

 

Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.

 

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

 

Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

 

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

 

My wife dresses to kill.. She cooks the same way.

 

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