Food Status

Food Status

food status

Here is the list of best food status for you. Talking about food everyone lives it. Even I love eating. Clicking pic eating food is also common nowadays. Here I gave you the list of best Food Status. All these status you can use when you want to upload a pic eating food. All these Best food status will look good when used as captain of good pics on instagram or even as a food status on whatsapp. Hope you will like these food status. Don’t forget to share them.

Best Food Status

I wish you could go to the gym and then get free food for all the calories you burned.

 

Mom, can we go to McDonalds?” “there’s food in the fridge.” “That’s not what I asked.

 

Anyone free Friday and want to grab some tapas? (Food Status)

 

That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier than them.

 

There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, Don’t tell me what to do.

 

I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.

 

I love going camping and making fresh oatmeal over a fire.

 

I always carry a to-go container in my bag just in case there’s food to take home.

 

Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry.

 

I bet I could make a better cupcake than the local bakery.

 

Top food Status

 

Everyone is going vegan, and I’m here eating pizza.

 

Isn’t it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?

 

I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.

 

My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.

 

Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you’re a selfish bitch.

 

If you say you can’t cook what your really saying is that you can’t read and follow directions.

 

I’m just craving a huge pretzel from one of those street carts.

 

Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore

 

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

 

Best food status

 

really doesn’t get why people like brunch. What’s the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?

 

The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.(Food Status)

 

Television + food, it just goes together

 

There’s a restaurant that has a lunch special you can’t beat—time to go!

 

I’m so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY

 

Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo.

 

I’m about to cook the best dinner of my life!

 

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.

 

There’s nothing better than walking down the street and getting free samples as you pass new restaurants.

 

Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?

 

Short food quotes

 

alc0h0l – Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.

 

I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.

 

If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.(Food Status)

 

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.

 

Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald’s doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30

 

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says “I’m so fat.” and you stand there like (-_-)

 

LIKE if you can’t tell the difference between coke and pepsi.

 

Is it bad if the local pizza guy knows me by name?

 

I don’t trust people that dislike tacos.

 

Do you think if I beg, the local restaurant will give me free food?

 

There’s nothing better than a fresh bagel in the morning.(Food Status)

 

Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough 🙂

 

Everyone clear their schedules this weekend—it’s the beer and wine festival and we all have to go.

 

I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.

 

Nothing says “I’ve already given up on this day” quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.

 

Love to Eat Status

 

Today is a lazy day—time for some take out.

 

I love when the weather gets nice outside because that means it’s time for BBQs! (Food Status)

 

Summer causes the most problems because it’s too hot to eat a lot of food.

 

I don’t mind never buying clothes again if it means I get to eat more food.

 

I can’t wait to get home and eat a ton of pasta for dinner tonight.

 

I hate going to parties where there won’t be any food.

 

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat.

 

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

 

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

 

I live my whole life for restaurant week.

 

If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING !

 

If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated French fries are gross.

 

Food Status for Whatsapp

 

I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.

 

If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn’t be called nachos.(Food Status)

 

You’re at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I’ve never seen one before.

 

Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!

 

Someone just told me about this new restaurant—who wants to go?

 

The local grocery store was having a sale—I think I spent my whole life savings there.

 

I heard there’s a new oreo flavor!

 

My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him “sweet dreams.”

 

I love when the farmer’s market has great deals—I’m ready to cook!

 

Men: Uses love to get s3x. Women: Uses s3x to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.

 

I had a tough day, but I got a pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream to take home!

 

Sushi night is the best night—can’t wait!

 

Who needs new shoes when you can have a cupcake ?

 

Instagram has the best pictures of food by far.

 

Latest Food Status

 

You can’t buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream, which is kinda the same thing. 😉

 

Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald’s doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.

 

Who needs a diet when you have bagels?

 

I can’t wait to get a bigger kitchen so I can cook bigger meals.(Food Status)

 

Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.

 

Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms 🙂

 

Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.

 

I wish I had more hours in the day so I could eat more food.

 

Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.

 

I’m tired of take out, but a new Chinese restaurant just opened and I have to try it out.

 

Is there gonna be food? “Yeah” Ok then i’m coming.

 

When you’re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because ‘Stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘Desserts’ 🙂

 

Quotes About Food

 

I found a new restaurant that makes fresh donuts for dessert!

 

If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.

 

Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you’re pretty damn special.

 

Everything sucks.. except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(?)_/¯

 

Forget flowers, if you want to make me fall in love, bring me a great meal.(Food Status)

 

I eat so much.. I make fat kids look skinny!

 

Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.

 

We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.

 

The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%

 

I love watching people make my food at restaurants.

 

Anyone know of a new place I could try?

 

Poor alc0h0l, it gets blamed for everything.

 

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that’s kind of the same thing.

 

Status about food

 

I love finding a great all you can eat place with a lunch special.

 

My boss just brought free food to a meeting—my whole day is made!(Food Status)

 

I disagree that hunger isn’t an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.

 

The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.

 

I just hit up the farmer’s market for all fresh stuff for dinner.

 

I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes.

 

I’m craving chocolate big time—does anyone have any?

 

Thanksgiving is almost here and that means loads of food and lots of desserts.

 

I can’t wait to grab some pizza and go home.

 

Is there a better way to come back from the beach than to find a whole tray of French toast waiting for you?

 

Food LOVE Status

 

Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.

 

Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.

 

Ughh I’m so full.. who wants dessert? MEEE!!

 

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

 

I just found a ton of coupons for ice cream, yay!

 

I’m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person’s life.

 

True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge(Food Status)

 

I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.

 

You don’t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

 

So that was the list of some best Food Status. Hope you like these statuses. All type of suggestion for these food status are welcome. Shearing is caring

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